A Student Psalm

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk;

He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying.

He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break;

He restores my faith in study guides.

He leads me to better study habits for my grades' sake,

Yea, tho' I walk thru the valley of borderline grades,

I will not have a nervous breakdown; for Thou art with me;

My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.

Thou givest me the answers in moments of blankness;

Thou anointest my head with understanding,

My test paper runneth over with questions I recognise.

Surely passing grades and flying colors

Shall follow me all the days of examinations,

And I shall not have to dwell in this university forever !

Amen !

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