Though I attend church faithfully, I never wash. Here are my reasons:

  1. My mother made me wash as a child.
  2. The soap makers only want my money.
  3. There are so many different kinds of soap, I could never decide which one was right.
  4. I used to wash, but it got boring, so I quit.
  5. I do wash on special days like Easter and Christmas.
  6. I work hard all week and am too tired to take a bath on the weekend.
  7. People who wash are hypocrites. They think they are cleaner than other people.
  8. I get along very well without washing.
  9. Hardly any friends I have, wash.
  10. I'm still young. When I get older and dirtier I may wash."
(Church Bus News, April-June 1997)

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